Archive for October, 2009

Drag Race

When my friend Laila first told me about the Drag Race in DC I thought “Oh sweet, a drag race, its going to be like 2 Fast 2 Furious. Tons of kick-ass cars zoomin through the streets of the district.” But then I realized it was in Dupont Circle and that the race would be run by drag queens…in high heels.

Drag Racer

Courtesy of danielyuliharris

Apparently this is an annual tradition and it was quite the spectacle. I imagine that this is the closest thing DC has to Mardi Gras or Carnival. A huge crowd gathered on 17th street to see these mammoth drag queens race. I think they were all at least 7 feet tall. Granted they were all wearing heels, but still, huge.

When the starting whistle blew, it was a whir of wigs, stuffed bras, and pure divatude. Some participants took it seriously and sprinted as hard as they could, while others treated the race as a runway and waved as they sauntered down the course.

All in all I’d say it was a pretty successful Tuesday evening.

Home

Living at home as a 23 year old man-boy is a strange phenomenon.  I’m stuck in a state of Arrested Development and in this case there is no stair car, no George Michael, no Tobias. In order to cure my traveler blues, I’ve re-committed myself to THE AWKWARD TRAVELER. And believe me, buying awkwardtraveler.com was quite the commitment. I can’t even commit to what I’m going to eat for breakfast so this is a big deal.

I hope you’ll come back soon for hilarious hyjinks, crazy quotes, and audacious anecdotes.

PS. Check out my newly minted “Rules of the Road” on the tab above

Arts & Farts

When the Awkward Traveler isn’t traveling he needs to fill his time with other equally awkward activities. When I’m not being bullied at work I really enjoy a good arts and craft and as you can tell from the title of this post, the occasional fart.

The only upside of my best bud Ilan leaving for Thailand was a clementine crate filled with art supplies. So me and fellow grounded traveler Julie went to town. Below you can see my fine work…

Transfer 1

Transfer 7

Transfer 6

Transfer 3

Transfer 5

Major

Me: I graduated from Maryland last year

Girl at bar: Oh, what did you major in?

Me: Anthropology

Girl at bar: Oh my god! I love that store!



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