The Awkward Traveler

I love looking at the stats on my blog. It can tell me how many people have visited each day and most hilariously the search terms they used to find my site on Google. I want to share with you a few of my favorites

• awkward traveler
• nazi bbq sauce
• big breasted women
• i am awkward when saying goodbye
• bigest breast women in world
• guerrilla farming in texas
• organic volunteer el bolson argentina
• hot big breasted women

I find it hard to believe that out of all the porn on the internet, someone searched “big breasted women” and then ended up at my site. I mean have I even written any posts about big breasted women? What about “guerrilla farming in Texas.” I’m pretty sure I haven’t written about farming a rogue group of armed forces in the state of Texas, but maybe I’m forgetting something.

I hope you weirdoes continue to search google for your sick stuff and keep ending up at my site…

Update: After further research I discovered a post about a Hooters in Buenos Aires from September 2008. Myth Busted!