It pains me to admit it, but I was beat up by a nine year old street kid in Cambodia. There I said it…feels good to get that off my chest! He was peddaling bootleg copies of Lonely Planet and other travel classics. I kindly refused and got a fist in the face. We’ll thats not entirely true I did egg him on a bit…
Me: No thanks! I don’t need any books…
Street Kid: Why not?! You’re stinky!
Me: No you are!
Street Kid: Fine, but after you leave this resturant you’re dead! (makes a throat slitting motion with his hand)
Me: Oh I’m really scared…
Street kid: Your going to have two black eyes. One here and one here
Me: I’d like to see you try!
And thats when I got whopped in the face… Needless to say I’m ashamed and embarresed. To add insult to injury another group of street hoodlums called me a ladyboy the very same evening and proceeded to point and laugh at me all night. A guy just can’t catch a break…
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